Post by .Yema on Dec 11, 2008 22:54:12 GMT
You will totally never believe this dudes. But once upon a time there was a smilie called Fred, who looked a bit like this: ;D
He was a very happy smilie and loved to play with his friend, Rosemary:
They were very content and delightful, and loved being friends.
Just as they thought life couldn't get any better. It did. Fred ( ;D ) met a wonderful smilie called Lisa:
She loved Fred ( ;D ) very much and followed him everywhere, soon Fred ( ;D ) asked her out and the pair were very happily in love.
Lost in his own world Fred ( ;D ) did not realise that Rosemary ( ) was madly in love with him. She always had been, and probably always would be- she would say to herself. And all Rosemary ( ) wanted was to win Fred ( ;D ) back. And one day she decided that it was time to do so.
The idea was for her to make him as jealous as possible by going out with Thomas ( ) until Fred ( ;D ) realised how much he really loved her and therefore took her back. However Rosemary ( ) hated Thomas ( ), he was grumpy and very very mean. So she decided to tell him the truth and asked him to help her with her plan.
Game as he was, Thomas ( ) didn't like this idea, for he loved Rosemary ( ) very much. But he loved her so much that he would do anything for her, so he helped her with her plan, and pretended they were to get married. Fred ( ;D ) couldn't help but be overcome with jealousy as he watched his best friend walk down the isle. He had guessed Rosemary ( ) had feelings for him though, and wanted to put things straight."I'm sorry Rosemary ( )" he told her "But my love will only ever be for Lisa ( ). Rosemary ( ) looked set to cry, even to kill herself. She looked so upset.
But instead she just laughed and laughed and laughed. "Read the first word of every paragraph" she giggled. Confused, Fred ( ;D ) did so. It was then he knew everything was over, he was doomed.
;D
He was a very happy smilie and loved to play with his friend, Rosemary:
They were very content and delightful, and loved being friends.
Just as they thought life couldn't get any better. It did. Fred ( ;D ) met a wonderful smilie called Lisa:
She loved Fred ( ;D ) very much and followed him everywhere, soon Fred ( ;D ) asked her out and the pair were very happily in love.
Lost in his own world Fred ( ;D ) did not realise that Rosemary ( ) was madly in love with him. She always had been, and probably always would be- she would say to herself. And all Rosemary ( ) wanted was to win Fred ( ;D ) back. And one day she decided that it was time to do so.
The idea was for her to make him as jealous as possible by going out with Thomas ( ) until Fred ( ;D ) realised how much he really loved her and therefore took her back. However Rosemary ( ) hated Thomas ( ), he was grumpy and very very mean. So she decided to tell him the truth and asked him to help her with her plan.
Game as he was, Thomas ( ) didn't like this idea, for he loved Rosemary ( ) very much. But he loved her so much that he would do anything for her, so he helped her with her plan, and pretended they were to get married. Fred ( ;D ) couldn't help but be overcome with jealousy as he watched his best friend walk down the isle. He had guessed Rosemary ( ) had feelings for him though, and wanted to put things straight."I'm sorry Rosemary ( )" he told her "But my love will only ever be for Lisa ( ). Rosemary ( ) looked set to cry, even to kill herself. She looked so upset.
But instead she just laughed and laughed and laughed. "Read the first word of every paragraph" she giggled. Confused, Fred ( ;D ) did so. It was then he knew everything was over, he was doomed.
;D